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Last one, I'd dispute - it's perfectly valid English to talk about 'transporting cargo overland in a Mack Truck that is pulling 2-3 trailers'... But that could be regional differences.
 
astyle said:
even you would know that
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Me? No. How would I? I'm not a native speaker of english, and neither are you if you are from the USA. Let's ask the native speakers of english for an opinion, shall we?
 
Crivens said:
Me? No. How would I? I'm not a native speaker of english, and neither are you if you are from the USA. Let's ask the native speakers of english for an opinion, shall we?
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Probably we just use "click"?

"Click on that icon... yeah, with your finger. innit!"

I don't think anyone I know uses their toes with their smart phone. Otherwise, it would be:

"Click on that icon... no. With your toe. gov'ner!"
 
kpedersen said:
Probably we just use "click"?

"Click on that icon... yeah, with your finger. innit!"

I don't think anyone I know uses their toes with their smart phone. Otherwise, it would be:

"Click on that icon... no. With your toe. gov'ner!"
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Try asking someone using this device to type out the following command: cat typescript | grep Install | sed -e 's/^[ \t]*//' -e 's/Install //' ;)
 
BingHelloMan said:
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I'm vaguely aware of the Pokemon anime, don't know the rules of the Pokemon game... but any of these terms are recognizable to me as names of pretty big-time software projects and compilers. To someone who's not involved in Open Source world, these terms may look like incomprehensible gibberish. Even 'Lazy Typing' takes on a special meaning in the world of programming languages.

But this is why i chuckle at the term 'Digital natives'. Shelling out $1k USD for an iphone and using your thumbs to pay rent, play obscure music, and mess with video filters all day long - that doesn't count.
 
So, A person (could be of any gender/sexual orientation with an unspecified preference for reference) walks into a pet shop.

Browsing, they are considering a pet - they notice 3 monkeys each in their own cage, moving closer they see that each carries a hefty price tag...

Assistant sensing a large commision sidles up alongside..

Person asks, so why is this monkey (1) USD25,000...
Assistant responds well this incredibly clever monkey knows and codes in 'Javascript'.

Wow. thats incredible is the response so why is the monkey(2) USD50,000....
Assistant responds well this monkey not only codes in 'Javascript' but also codes in 'C+'.

Unbelievable, what about monkey(3) at USD200,000 what languages does this monkey know...

Assistant reponds, well no ones really sure, the only details we have are 'Consultant'
 
sko said:
But it has a massive logic flaw that bothers me every time: someone as reasonable and correct about spaces vs tabs as that guy would never use a bloated OS like emacs that doesn't even bring a decent text editor.
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The viper mode does not count as an excuse :-).
 
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